You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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