Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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