your parents love me but you hate me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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