Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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