I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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