Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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