Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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