I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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