his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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