I wanna bring you to show and tell
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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