well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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