she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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