What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
