just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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