If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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