I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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