Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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