I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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