Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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