Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So much rum. So many feels.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
