dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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