she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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