I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
