Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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