i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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