yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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