hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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