The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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