It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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