no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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