sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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