If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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