David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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