Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it's not cheating when I paid for it
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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