You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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