It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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