these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
