My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
time to smoke my breakfast
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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