Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You may now shotgun with the bride
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I FOUND THE LEGS
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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