Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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