is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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