I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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