Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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