You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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