he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
