Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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