It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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