Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
bring money and cleavage
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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