real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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