fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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