The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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