we have officially lost it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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