we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
