do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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