You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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