Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Randomize
